Worrying about how you’re going to survive, just in case the zombie apocalypse happens sooner than later?
Well, you can survive by fighting against zombies with these:
- Chainsaw – Remember Leatherface form The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Yeah, that’s him. Real scary and one that you must truly steer clear off. But you know what? Zombies are scarier. They come in hordes and they slowly eat you alive, unlike Leatherface who can show you mercy by killing you right away. So, why not go all-Leatherface instead of running away from them? Power up that chainsaw and cut their heads off. While at it, raise your chainsaw in the air as you continue doing it. Yeah, that’s more like it! Show ’em who’s boss!
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- Hammer – Hammers are not just used for putting things back together as one with a nail or nails. It can also be used to smash the heads of zombies who dare come near you. Even more so, you can make it like you’re just playing a hammer game in an arcade. 50 points if you smash zombie heads for 3 consecutive times, and so on, and so forth. You can even make it like you’re just playing drum – and of course, using the zombie heads as your drum set. Complete this role-playing act while singing The Cranberries’ Zombie.
- Sword – Ah, this reminds me of Michonne from The Walking Dead. That katana-wielding chick is just so awesome when it comes to killing zombies for good – putting them right back where they truly belong, dead on the ground. And oh, who could ever forget Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin or even Kirigaya Kazuto (a.k.a. Kirito) and Asuna from Sword Art Online? So yeah, you can kill zombies for good based on these popular characters and how they use the swords to fight off their enemies. Just make sure to strike the zombies’ head.
BONUS: Nokia 3310 – I know, it’s funny. But if you’ll notice, this (way) earlier version of a cellphone is believed to be one heck of a weapon in case a zombie apocalypse really happens. You see, Nokia 3310 currently known to smash tiles or anything it lands on – just like a hammer does – without breaking itself. In short, it’s highly durable. However, it’s yet to be seen when a zombie apocalypse really happens. Until then, we should all prepare for this would-be scarier than Leatherface, yet epic event wherein people are free to smash heads without feeling guilty about it.